There I was, knocked out, KO’d-
facing the jaws of death,
yet even in my hour of need
I was hit by his acrid breath.
I said, ‘hey death, what’s with that?
You’re cramping my pearly gates-
here have yourself some Listerine
you know it’s never too late.’
Well death, he says ‘How blessed am I-
been searching since 1254…
Is there a way to ever repay you?
Another ten years? Or more?’
I said, ‘nah, you’re alright Death-
life’s just plague and misery
and as for the Listerine…
It was buy one get one free!.’
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